“Suture Self, Sweetie” Funny Nurse– Floral Medical Tasse

“Suture Self, Sweetie” Funny Nurse Mug – Floral Dark Humor Medical Coffee Cup for Women in Healthcare. Start your shift with a shot of espresso and a dose of sarcasm. This “Suture Self, Sweetie” combo mug is made for the nurses, CNAs, med techs, and healthcare warriors who hold it together with stitches, sass, and strong coffee. Whether you’re prepping for rounds or winding down after a 12-hour shift, this mug is the perfect reminder that sometimes... you just have to stitch it and sip it. The design features a bold and cheeky phrase: “Suture Self, Sweetie” — a clever medical pun styled with contrasting fonts for extra flair. “Suture Self” appears in a clean, bold sans-serif typeface, channeling that no-nonsense clinical energy. In contrast, “Sweetie” is written in an elegant, feminine script font, softening the sarcasm with a girly twist. Wrapped in a vibrant floral design, this mug balances medical grit and floral grace. The flowers — in tones of blush pink, lavender, sage green, and burgundy — are subtly stitched or bandaged, bringing a touch of dark humor and visual storytelling. It’s the perfect blend of pretty and petty, with just enough edge to make it your new favorite work mug. Why You’ll Love It: High-quality ceramic combo mug, perfect for hot or iced drinks, Unique design with nurse dark humor + stitched floral art, contrasting fonts to emphasize the sassy yet sweet tone, Ideal gift for nurses, CNAs, EMTs, or nursing students, and makes a great Nurse Week, graduation, or “just because” gift.