Maude_N_Lynne

There is a moment in life when you realize you have more years behind you than ahead and we just hit it like a puppy hits a screen door. It ignited a sense of mortality that offered gifts we are moved to share. We want to make the path a little less dark, a little more smooth for you whippersnappers and perhaps inspire a sense of belonging in you who share our chronological enhancements. With age, comes wisdom. And perspective. And maybe some slight bitterness. And definitely the knowledge that it’s better to cut to the chase, punch a dude in the dick and run rather than heroically posture and opine, trying to catch the light and win an argument on optics. THE POINT IS, we know stuff. We are menopausal. We are full of feels. We are MAUDE AND LYNNE. Now we present to you… some fucking magnets. Be inspired. Or uninspired. We haven’t had enough coffee to care. *every single non-Zazzle penny is going to Shane’s Inspiration, an organization committed to creating “playgrounds and educational programs where kids of all abilities can play together.” https://shanesinspiration.org/ Quotes from the mind of Kim Rhodes. Graphics by Lisa Vaughan.