Dr. De Sade's Emporium

I am an aristocrat, revolutionary, writer and designer. My works include short stories, political tracts, designs and inventions; in my lifetime some have been published under my own name, while others appeared anonymously and I have denied being their author. I am best known for my erotic musing, which combined philosophical discourse with pornography, depicting sexual fantasies with an emphasis on violence, and blasphemy against the Church. I am a proponent of extreme freedom (or at least licentiousness), unrestrained by morality, religion or law. And if none of that works then humor. I could spank you with one hand and tickle you with the other.