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"GULP" Buffet Regret Mug – The Hilarious Coffee Cup for Foodies Who Love Regret Ever attacked a buffet like a starved wolf… only to freeze when the bill arrives? This mug captures that iconic life moment in meme-worthy glory. Featuring the shocked shoebill stork (with a mouth bigger than its budget), it’s the perfect blend of gluttony, guilt, and giggles. Why You Need This Mug: ☕ Relatable AF – For anyone who’s ever muttered “Wait… I ate HOW much?!” ☕ Great Conversation Starter – Works for break rooms, dorm kitchens, or family gatherings (especially after Thanksgiving). ☕ Dishwasher Safe – Unlike your financial decisions. Perfect For: Foodies with zero self-control Friends who always “forget their wallet” White Elephant gifts (add a coupon for Tums) “Sip. Remember. Cry. Repeat.” ✔ Material: High-quality ceramic ✔ Design: Bold, fade-resistant print Warning: May cause sudden flashbacks to all-you-can-eat regrets. 😂🍗