Don’t Smash Me Pumpkin Gadsden Flag Parody T-Shirt

Defend your pumpkin dignity with this bold, Halloween-ready design. A fierce jack-o’-lantern sits in the grass, carved and confident, daring anyone to try with the warning: “Don’t Smash Me.” Styled after the legendary Gadsden flag, it’s perfect for those who mix spooky vibes with a little righteous defiance. Ideal for Halloween lovers, pumpkin patch punks, and anyone tired of being stepped on (literally or metaphorically). Whether you're anti-smash, pro-sass, or just love political parody with a seasonal twist, this design brings the attitude. No candles required. Great for haunted hayrides, trick-or-treat duty, or October rebellion.