Choose coffee, not love (Mug) Kaffeetasse

Skip the heartbreak — pour another cup instead. This hilarious “Coffee, not Love” mug says what every tired adult already knows: caffeine > romance. Featuring bold, colorful retro letters with “LOVE” dramatically crossed out and replaced by the real priority — *coffee*, this mug is made for those whose love language is espresso. Perfect for your morning chaos, late-night deadlines, or avoiding emotional conversations until the caffeine kicks in. Product Details: * Style: Classic Mug * Available in 11 oz or 15 oz sizes * Durable ceramic with glossy finish * Microwave and dishwasher safe * FDA approved for food and beverage safety * Printed on demand in Reno, NV Why you’ll love it: Because sometimes, love disappoints — but coffee never does. A perfect gift for coffee addicts, caffeine-fueled coworkers, or anyone who’s chosen lattes over love.